How To Do a Rebel Reading
REBEL DECK messages are QUICK, DIRTY and DIRECT. We gave the ancient practice of Tarot a modern make-over and added a little insult to insight.
This deck is rebellious, foul-mouthed and raw. No interpretation needed.
WHEN TO PICK A CARD:When you need a kick in the ass.
When you need to laugh at the shitshow that is life.
When world's tiniest violin is playing the song of self-pity.
REBEL DECK READING:
Close your eyes.
Focus on your life right now.
Shuffle the deck circle side up.
ASK THE QUESTION
"What does life want me to know RIGHT NOW?"
PICK A CARD
Let the truth bomb explode.
Not what you wanted to hear?
Too bad so sad. You don’t get to call the shots in REBEL DECK land.
HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH?
Fuck it. Pick a few more cards.
You'll get even more insightful bullshit about your life.
You can't run and you can't hide. REBEL DECK sees all.
SHARE THE LOVE.
Think of someone else and pick a card.
You know the drill.
WHY REBEL DECK?:
WHAT DO I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW?
This is the question that drives your REBEL DECK.
Notice the right now - part of the question?
No past or future questions. No elaborate 12 card reading that lasts an hour. Nope.
REBEL DECK deck has depth and meaning, but it’s also quick, dirty and in your face. There is a method to the REBEL DECK madness.
The cards use humor, a dig or a call to action to move your ass forward.
The universe loves to call you out!
So whether you just had a shitty day, are enjoying cocktails with friends or sitting alone on the top of a mountain, you need REBEL DECK in your LIFE.
There is a message for you and you need to hear it RIGHT NOW!
The ORACLE with ATTITUDE.
Zero FILTER + Zero F*CKS = ALL FUNSHOP NOW